My origin story
My parents know that I have never had a boyfriend, but that’s not the whole truth. I had a 70 something year old boyfriend for two years...
Can't judge a book by its cover
Photographers send her unsolicited emails all the time. She is used to it. This photographer’s style seemed unique...
Got something to hide?
So I went to the movies with my dad. The movie we saw was a genre of privacy invasion porn. It's about friends playing a party game...
The doppelganger
I recently received an appointment request from a client who looks like my dad...
Radio silence
"Obsession is the result of an inability to solve a problem." -her client
Photoshoot
"An opportunity will emerge in the next few days. Take it." — my fortune cookie
The client informs the girl he is sponsoring her next photoshoot. He would like to direct the photoshoot. She doesn’t know how it’s supposed to work with three people involved...
When life gives you lemons
"American peoples, eight kind of fuck. Love fuck, hate
fuck, sex-only fuck, break-up fuck, make-up fuck, buddy fuck, drunk fuck, pity
fuck." – Vietnamese refugee in "Downsizing"
So I went to the movies with my aunt and we watched the sci-fi satire "Downsizing." It’s about a strange futuristic procedure that shrinks people down to miniature sizes...
The courage to live it
"If you care about something, you have to protect it. If you’re lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it." - Owen in "A Prayer for Owen Meany"
Cryptocurrency adventure in Vegas
"This is a town that brings out the worst addictions. If you are weak, you will surrender and become destitute; if you are strong you will be okay." -Vegas cryptocurrency trader
Looks like cryptocurrency is all the rage now! I caught the crypto fever in Vegas...
My first female client
"If the mystics are right and we are doomed to repeat our squalid lives ad infinitum, at least I will always return to that kiss." - Lev Beniov in "City of Thieves"
Keeping secrets
"Tis in my memory
lock'd, And you yourself shall keep the key of it."-Ophelia in Hamlet
So I met these girls at the Comic-Con last year. They often complain about immature boyfriends and credit card problems and being broke, and when we hang out we eat at cheap places...
Nine names for cum
"Ashes denote that fire was." –Emily Dickinson
The term "cum" has always struck me as unerotic for its bland vulgarity. So I came up with my list of names that I like better...