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My origin story


"All human beings have three lives: public, private, and secret." - Gabriel Garcia Marquez



My parents know that I have never had a boyfriend, but that’s not the whole truth. I had a 70 something year old boyfriend for two years...


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Can't judge a book by its cover


"But at a certain point in our lives, we cannot passively allow our upbringing to define us. We must choose it or choose other." - Jon Skovron in "Hope and Red"


Photographers send her unsolicited emails all the time. She is used to it. This photographer’s style seemed unique...


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Got something to hide?


"I never lie…At least not to those I don't love." - Anne Rice in "The Vampire Lestat"


So I went to the movies with my dad. The movie we saw was a genre of privacy invasion porn. It's about friends playing a party game...



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The doppelganger


"For it has been revealed to me as a fact that where the dull-essential nature of our lives is eliminated, such as age, identity, education, employment, place of residence, family ties, daily routine etc., the thrilling-essential is revealed." - Joyce Carol Oates in "The Doll-Master"



I recently received an appointment request from a client who looks like my dad...



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Radio silence


"Obsession is the result of an inability to solve a problem." -her client



She had a photoshoot this summer and was looking forward to the pictures. Strangely, the photographer disappeared after the shoot...

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Photoshoot


"An opportunity will emerge in the next few days. Take it." — my fortune cookie



The client informs the girl he is sponsoring her next photoshoot. He would like to direct the photoshoot. She doesn’t know how it’s supposed to work with three people involved...



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When life gives you lemons


 "American peoples, eight kind of fuck. Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck, break-up fuck, make-up fuck, buddy fuck, drunk fuck, pity fuck." – Vietnamese refugee in "Downsizing"



So I went to the movies with my aunt and we watched the sci-fi satire "Downsizing." It’s about a strange futuristic procedure that shrinks people down to miniature sizes...


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The courage to live it


"If you care about something, you have to protect it. If you’re lucky enough to find a way of life you love, you have to find the courage to live it." - Owen in "A Prayer for Owen Meany"



When I was 7, my grandma came to visit from China. She told me folk tales every day...




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Cryptocurrency adventure in Vegas


"This is a town that brings out the worst addictions. If you are weak, you will surrender and become destitute; if you are strong you will be okay." -Vegas cryptocurrency trader




Looks like cryptocurrency is all the rage now! I caught the crypto fever in Vegas...


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My first female client


"If the mystics are right and we are doomed to repeat our squalid lives ad infinitum, at least I will always return to that kiss." - Lev Beniov in "City of Thieves"



During my recent travels, I had an adventure with a female client for the very first time...


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Keeping secrets


"Tis in my memory lock'd, And you yourself shall keep the key of it."-Ophelia in Hamlet


So I met these girls at the Comic-Con last year. They often complain about immature boyfriends and credit card problems and being broke, and when we hang out we eat at cheap places...


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Nine names for cum


"Ashes denote that fire was." –Emily Dickinson



The term "cum" has always struck me as unerotic for its bland vulgarity. So I came up with my list of names that I like better...

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